E-Harmony Announces A New Guy!

If you click it, you’re gravy.

Message From The Texas Historical Society

Reasons I Don’t Take My Baby Out in Public…

CLICK ABOVE FOR A LITTLE INSIGHT INTO WHY I DON’T TAKE MY BABY OUT IN PUBLIC.

Signs You Should Probably Just Give Up

She said, “No.”
He said, “No.”
You choose “I’ll fight the Dragon Tiger now” on page 12 of a choose your own adventure book.
Your doctor days your weight loss goal is 800 lbs and he starts you with arm exercises from your bed.
The cool kids are doing it.
Your geographic location is commonly referred to as “Vietnam”.
Your ultra-gay [...]

KINDS OF SANDWICHES I LIKE

1. #19 from Langer’s Deli in downtown LA – This is possibly the best piece of Pastrami in the country, it’s hand cut and it just drips warm fat all over the place as you bite into it. They bake the rye bread fresh every hour, so your sandwich is always [...]

Chew on this Nietzsche…