The Joy of Being Wienerized!

To be wienerized is one of the highest honors we at RBF can bestow on a person, place or thing. It means that we have thought about having some form of sexual intercourse with you. But not just Vaginal intercourse! It also includes other sexual indiscretions. Like the mouth, the butt or the all-powerful [...]

The Green Party Supports Obama… Or Whatever?

Presidential Candidate Doug Obama gives a speech at the “It’s not easy being green.” convention in Greensborough, Vermont.
AP- All accounts of the speech left all the other candidates green with envy, and when Doug started talking environment, and encouraged the big oil companies to “go green,” the Republican candidate John McCain got so queasy that [...]

Fountain of Youth Discovered!

The legendary Fountain of Youth was discovered late Tuesday night in the Florida everglades. The news of the historically significant archaeological find traveled the globe like wildfire. However, when most of the world learned that the fountain was shaped like a cock and the rejuvenating substance that flows from it tastes like pee pee, the [...]