The legendary Fountain of Youth was discovered late Tuesday night in the Florida everglades. The news of the historically significant archaeological find traveled the globe like wildfire. However, when most of the world learned that the fountain was shaped like a cock and the rejuvenating substance that flows from it tastes like pee pee, the majority of people immediately accepted mortality. Contrary to the majority, the entire German population applied for holiday visas to visit the United States. It appears that Germany will, in fact, outlast every nation on Earth, but in a way that old Adolf couldn’t have envisioned in his wildest golden dreams. Situated just beside the primary fountain is a smaller fountain. If you suck it, you will die of explosive diarrhea.
What would you do with eternal life?
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What if you sat on the fountain?
Your colon lives forever.
No, but its REALLY embarrassing!
YOU SUCK THAT LOOKS LIKE A DICK