Posted on March 24, 2008 by admut239
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Posted on March 24, 2008 by thericker
In response to Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama’s speech on race in the United States, Green Party frontrunner Doug Obama commented, “Hillary and Barack ain’t never been called green.”
His remarks were met with a standing ovation, but the applause died down as Obama continued.
He went on to say, “My grandma was a typical blue person [...]
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Posted on March 24, 2008 by realbadfriend
- My kids are being raised by the internet.
- I’m still getting full-blown erections when my new girlfriend’s daughter’s thong hangs out when she’s using her laptop in the kitchen to go on myspace.
- My Parents barely recognize me anymore (they are riddled with alzheimers), so I don’t have to buy them Christmas presents!
- My [...]
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