The Saddest Little Site on the World Wide Web

We discovered the web’s first and only ANTIsocial networking site: Justme.com.

Here is an excerpt from the Justme.com about page, written by the founder and sole member, Fagan Delaware:
I got tired of seeing all the friends that everyone on myspace and facebook, with people getting tagged in photo albums, and invited to events. No one ever [...]

Fat Guy Sees Grilled Cheese in Virgin Mary Painting

Lately, The Virgin Mary has been popping up in all sorts of seemingly random items: fences, grilled cheese, dirt stains, bricks etc. The religious will see a sign from their god in any way they think it comes. This kind of pareidolia is quite common in people who are aided by their desire to reinforce [...]

Reverend Phelps Changes the Tune of his Hymn

Controversial preacher Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, KA shocked just about everyone when he announced a reversal on his stance on homosexuality.

Phelps claims that one night while polishing his swastika collection, God descended from the Heavens. Phelps asked, “How may I serve you, Lord? Should I blow up an abortion [...]