So there I was at the 2008 Heroes Comic Con Panel in San Diego, running off stage after giving away a few HEROES dvds and explaining away the fact that Jeph Loeb wasn’t on stage yet. Needless to say, the fans were in an uproar of glee and excitement when he arrived onstage, and even [...]
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Don’t shave with a razor you’ve had for 3 or 4 weeks and you’ve been using every day for those 3 or 4 weeks. Also you don’t ever wash it off.
Are you feeling sad? Like a bagel sans shmear? Like an elephant who forgot? Like the tallest midget around? Well here’s a tip from your [...]
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I’m a real bad friend (fuck you), an awful husband (as a matter of fact, some people claim that I’m not a husband at all… I bet my wife wishes that was true) and a terrible father (I don’t know / care where my kids are/aren’t) but most importantly I’m just… well, I struggle to [...]
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Adam’s BACK.
STAY TUNED FOR MY THOUGHTS ON BUILDINGS.
Basically, I like buildings that are:
1. Tall
2. Old
3. Colorful
4. New
5. Gay
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