High Guy Finds a Computer

Yesterday at work my co-worker Dale’s brother, who reminds me of Jesus but is severely addicted to drugs, got on my new macbook, which had Photobooth left open. Let this video be message. Don’t do drugs. It’s a gateway to pretending to smoke highlighters

Obama Campaigns in Ohio and Pennsylvania and Other places – Answers the HARD Questions

AP reporting – Joe the Plumber is crapping around, not paying taxes, living life… John McCain is spouting nonsense and not making any sense about what his policies are, why he believes in the war and why he doesn’t thinks that a tax-cut for 95% of the population is dispicable… Sarah Palin is showing up [...]

The Red Sox of Orange County

Red Sox Catcher Jason Varitek looks like a beefed-up Slade Smiley (from Real Housewives of Orange County).  It’s not opinion.  It’s SCIENCE.  I’ll prove it.  Here is Jason Varitek:
Here is Slade Smiley (BTW he’s kind of a fag):
These pictures aren’t the best examples.  They really have similar bone structures in the face.  The only difference [...]

Cutout Dissection.com

A 19 year-old Virginia girl has changed her name to Cutout DIssection.com as part of her campaign to eliminate dissection from science curriculums around the country. Don’t believe me? Here’s her license:

Her efforts are part part of a partnership with Peta2.com. In a bizarre turn of events, her plan has done little to sway school [...]