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Damn you Tiny David Caruso!

admut239 — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 09:27:04 +0000

Stop Lurking Caruso. I wanna see cuteness.

Puppy Abduction

admut239 — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 05:02:14 +0000

I hope they have a tiny probe.

Our new system.

admut239 — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 04:59:28 +0000

We are all currently spewing all over 3 new tumblr blogs. Each of us has our own.

Jim - http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/

Rick - http://thericker.tumblr.com/

Adam - http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/

They are easier so we can just spew all sorts of unfiltered crap. The good news is this has us all writing and creating again. What we’re going to do is post the best of those blogs on here. Also, all collaborations will go on here. I’ll put a post from mine up shortly

James Franco Tapped to Play Ani Difranco

admut239 — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 09:19:00 +0000

James Franco to play Ani Difranco

Actor James Franco has signed on to play singer/songwriter Ani Difranco her upcoming biopic, “Just One Big Slice: The Ani Difranco Story,” which will begin shooting next week in Saigon. Franco’s agent said the actor was ecstatic over the chance to represent the singer and feminist icon on the big screen.

When asked about the selection of James Franco, the film’s Director Brian Singer said he chose the star because “his name is close to Difranco.” However, he wasn’t Singer’s first choice. The director’s ideal choice was Ani Difranco but producers thought she was back into girls and they thought that represented a negative side to her ouvre. Franco was already in character last week at the EPK shoot (see below).

James Franco as Ani Difranco

Random House Announces New Character Drama

realbadfriend — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 01:46:59 +0000

The economy may be down, but America’s publishing mavens Random House have just purchased the rights to the insider lauded and commercially viable dramatic manuscript of the year, “NO MORE JOKES – the final decline of Steve Martin” from author and philanthropist Matt Christopher.

The book’s logline as quoted from Random House’s press release: In a sad turn of events, Steve Martin (who hasn’t aged in years) falls into the habit of aging very quickly. In the final week of his life, The laughs have run out, and Steve Martin isn’t going to make it out alive.

Prince Paula Abdul

admut239 — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 07:08:18 +0000

Did you hear about the stalker who killed herself in front of Paula Abdul’s house? WE DID. Now, everyone can thank her because, upon reading that story, I realized two things:

1. That chick (the stalker) had nice tits.

2. Paula Abdul looks like Prince!

Maybe you can see it from this picture:

Paula Abdul looks like Prince

I know you can probably see it already. But we live in an age of “modern” technology. So, I give you… The artist currently known as PRINCE PAULA ADBUL, the ultimate artist. It’s like Prince on more pills!

Prince Paula Abdul

The Search for the Next ACTUAL Star

admut239 — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 05:02:36 +0000

From Reality Binge on Fox Reality Channel. I made this lil’ guy and it “stars” me too. It’s great if you like dumb, weird shit. It’s a bit scientifically inaccurate though :-/

High Guy Finds a Computer

admut239 — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:19:12 +0000

Yesterday at work my co-worker Dale’s brother, who reminds me of Jesus but is severely addicted to drugs, got on my new macbook, which had Photobooth left open. Let this video be message. Don’t do drugs. It’s a gateway to pretending to smoke highlighters

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Obama Campaigns in Ohio and Pennsylvania and Other places – Answers the HARD Questions

realbadfriend — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 08:07:50 +0000

AP reporting – Joe the Plumber is crapping around, not paying taxes, living life… John McCain is spouting nonsense and not making any sense about what his policies are, why he believes in the war and why he doesn’t thinks that a tax-cut for 95% of the population is dispicable… Sarah Palin is showing up on Saturday Night Live like she’s avril lavigne (also Canadian)…

BUT BARACK OBAMA WILL ANSWER ANY QUESTION, ANY TIME – 100% TRUTH, NO FUCKING AROUND.

Barack Obama gives an in detail description of his unit to a local youth group.

See what I mean? See above, okay?

The Red Sox of Orange County

admut239 — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 01:22:12 +0000

Red Sox Catcher Jason Varitek looks like a beefed-up Slade Smiley (from Real Housewives of Orange County). It’s not opinion. It’s SCIENCE. I’ll prove it. Here is Jason Varitek:

Example A: Jason Varitek

Here is Slade Smiley (BTW he’s kind of a fag):

Example B: Slade Smiley

These pictures aren’t the best examples. They really have similar bone structures in the face. The only difference is that Varitek’s face is much thicker. I think that’s because Slade probably purges. But, just to prove my case. Imagine Jason Varitek purged too. Would he look like THIS:

Slade Varitek

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