Actor James Franco has signed on to play singer/songwriter Ani Difranco her upcoming biopic, “Just One Big Slice: The Ani Difranco Story,” which will begin shooting next week in Saigon. Franco’s agent said the actor was ecstatic over the chance to represent the singer and feminist icon on the big screen.
When asked about the selection of James Franco, the film’s Director Brian Singer said he chose the star because “his name is close to Difranco.” However, he wasn’t Singer’s first choice. The director’s ideal choice was Ani Difranco but producers thought she was back into girls and they thought that represented a negative side to her ouvre. Franco was already in character last week at the EPK shoot (see below).
The economy may be down, but America’s publishing mavens Random House have just purchased the rights to the insider lauded and commercially viable dramatic manuscript of the year, “NO MORE JOKES – the final decline of Steve Martin” from author and philanthropist Matt Christopher.
The book’s logline as quoted from Random House’s press release: In a sad turn of events, Steve Martin (who hasn’t aged in years) falls into the habit of aging very quickly. In the final week of his life, The laughs have run out, and Steve Martin isn’t going to make it out alive.
Did you hear about the stalker who killed herself in front of Paula Abdul’s house? WE DID. Now, everyone can thank her because, upon reading that story, I realized two things:
1. That chick (the stalker) had nice tits.
2. Paula Abdul looks like Prince!
Maybe you can see it from this picture:
I know you can probably see it already. But we live in an age of “modern” technology. So, I give you… The artist currently known as PRINCE PAULA ADBUL, the ultimate artist. It’s like Prince on more pills!
AP reporting – Joe the Plumber is crapping around, not paying taxes, living life… John McCain is spouting nonsense and not making any sense about what his policies are, why he believes in the war and why he doesn’t thinks that a tax-cut for 95% of the population is dispicable… Sarah Palin is showing up on Saturday Night Live like she’s avril lavigne (also Canadian)…
BUT BARACK OBAMA WILL ANSWER ANY QUESTION, ANY TIME – 100% TRUTH, NO FUCKING AROUND.
See what I mean? See above, okay?
Red Sox Catcher Jason Varitek looks like a beefed-up Slade Smiley (from Real Housewives of Orange County). It’s not opinion. It’s SCIENCE. I’ll prove it. Here is Jason Varitek:
Here is Slade Smiley (BTW he’s kind of a fag):
These pictures aren’t the best examples. They really have similar bone structures in the face. The only difference is that Varitek’s face is much thicker. I think that’s because Slade probably purges. But, just to prove my case. Imagine Jason Varitek purged too. Would he look like THIS: