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Fast Ways to End a Conversation
    • Make a Barack Obama / Heath Ledger Necro-Porn reference.
    • Pass on.
    • Show off your “Vote for Ron Paul” fanny pack.
    • Run out of singles.
    • Present yourself in a submissive yet clenched fashion. No one wants that.
    • Ignite the cross.
    • A firm low-five, right on their thigh.
    • Pull out your fairy dust and proclaim, “Let’s settle this like Nymphs!”
    • Mention the deadly minivan crash.
    • “Grow Up!”
    • Try to pry off his wedding ring.
    • A firm handshake and a solemn promise to never let this happen again.
    • The Electric Slide.

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