BREAKING!! Father and Son Victims in Air Show Disaster

Ron Colby (47) and son Winky Colby (11) were the victims of a self-caused mishap at the Spring ’08 Military Airshow in Millville N.J. They accidentally picked the WORST time to get Gyros and missed the COOLEST part of the show.

at the gyro stand

Around 1:12pm Winky told his father that he wanted to get something to eat. Ron, despite a gut-feeling that this was NOT the time to leave their seats, foolishly pandered to his son’s desire. While ordering Gyros, a jet-car (a car with a jet engine) raced a plane and won! It was the “did you see that!?” moment of the entire show.

jet car

Once they got back to their seats, Ron’s current wife and Winky’s current step-mom, Rita, didn’t even know how to break the news. But she did and Ron laughed and said “You’ve got to be fucking kidding me?” Winky thought it was funny that his dad said “fuck.”

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3 Responses

  1. Hopefully the gyros made Ron happy enough that he didn’t beat the crap out of Winky when they got home for making him miss that.

  2. Winky ALWAYS gets beat.

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