The Sound of Impending Divorce

Hi Folks,

I’d like to bridge a topic here. A topic that hits close to home for someone who comes from a broken, yet unbroken (and at the same time slightly retarded) household. It’s the phenomenon of middle aged (think mid 40’s, because let’s face it, mid 40’s is the new mid 30’s) men and their affinity for sailing on schooners.

Does anything smell more like a broken marriage than that? I don’t think so. If I had to visually describe the sound of what it would be like to be wallowing in loveless droning matrimony for years and years, I’d say it would be something like this:

The lamentation of a hollow 46 year old man.

What about you, do you like sailing?

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