The Red Sox of Orange County

Red Sox Catcher Jason Varitek looks like a beefed-up Slade Smiley (from Real Housewives of Orange County).  It’s not opinion.  It’s SCIENCE.  I’ll prove it.  Here is Jason Varitek:

Jason Varitek

Example A: Jason Varitek

Here is Slade Smiley (BTW he’s kind of a fag):

Slade Smiley

Example B: Slade Smiley

These pictures aren’t the best examples.  They really have similar bone structures in the face.  The only difference is that Varitek’s face is much thicker.  I think that’s because Slade probably purges.  But, just to prove my case.  Imagine Jason Varitek purged too.  Would he look like THIS:

Slade Varitek

Slade Varitek


8 Responses

  1. I think you comparing their facial bone structures makes you more of a fag than Slide Smiley (and Varitek combined for that matter)

  2. Guilty as charged.

  3. Adam’s mouth is like a hand towel on a porn set – it just SOPS UP THE CUM.

  4. Never, EVER compare Tek to Slime Shady again!

  5. But you have to admit – Varitek did get a divorce.

  6. Slade is a better hitter.

  7. Спасибо. Добавлено в закладки

  8. Навеяно наверное стандартным мышлением? Будьте проще ))

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