Did you hear about the stalker who killed herself in front of Paula Abdul’s house? WE DID. Now, everyone can thank her because, upon reading that story, I realized two things:
1. That chick (the stalker) had nice tits.
2. Paula Abdul looks like Prince!
Maybe you can see it from this picture:
I know you can probably see it already. But we live in an age of “modern” technology. So, I give you… The artist currently known as PRINCE PAULA ADBUL, the ultimate artist. It’s like Prince on more pills!