The Green Party Supports Obama… Or Whatever?

The Green Party Supports Obama

Presidential Candidate Doug Obama gives a speech at the “It’s not easy being green.” convention in Greensborough, Vermont.

AP- All accounts of the speech left all the other candidates green with envy, and when Doug started talking environment, and encouraged the big oil companies to “go green,” the Republican candidate John McCain got so queasy that he himself turned green.

When consulted on why Doug was the new Green Party candidate, some guy said “at least he’s not Nader.” Touche.