Normal Non-Toxic Things that are Weird to Eat


Here is a useful list we’ve compiled. We’ve brainstormed some “things” that are non-toxic, but would probably be weird to be caught eating in public. Hopefully this list will assist you in your everyday life. If you are eating any of these things, we would suggest you respectfully do so in private.

  • a tomato as though it were an apple.
  • a cat
  • a friend
  • a neighbor
  • an uncooked egg
  • a stick
  • a pine cone
  • a popsicle stick
  • straws
  • Bubble Tape
  • crayons
  • ideas
  • rides
  • Beach Boys
  • devils
  • sounds
  • fatigue
  • teachers
  • divorces
  • keywords
  • A bag of used teeth.
  • dust
  • Maury Povich’s sense of morality
  • John Entwistle’s wardrobe
  • new men
  • the history of Santorini
  • lice
  • postcards of A seagull at the beach
  • a celery stalk without using your teeth.
  • The Enola Gay
  • tub bubbles
  • scrot (jive for “scrotum”)
  • ambition
  • crow
  • literacy
  • illiteracy
  • Beck’s Jams
  • post-its

Anything we missed? Let us know.